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You know that guy you see going into the convenience store when you stop off in that little town on the way to Grandma's house? Sort of shifty lookin'fella who buys a pack of smokes, a couple lotto scratchers and a tallboy at 10:00 in the mornin'? The kind of guy you wait to come out before you and your family go in? Well, that guy's me. My name is Earl. And if you took the time to really get to know me find out what kind of person I truly am instead ofjust stereotypin'me because of the way I look, well, you'd be wasting your time.

Because I'm exactly who you think I am. Anaf Declaratia 112 Program on this page. Hell, I'll pretty much steal anything that isn't nailed down. About six years ago, I was out drinkin' when I met this little firecracker.

You got great boobs, Peggy. - Her name was not Peggy. - My name is Joy. You got great boobs, Joy.

She kept buyin'me drinks, and later that night she drove us to Vegas. By the time I sobered up, we were married.

The next mornin'I was recuperating from being a little over-served. Morning, Hubby. Hell, when I was drinking, I just thought she had a bit of a belly. Some people might think gettin' so drunk you accidentally marry a woman that's six months pregnant is a good reason to stop drinkin Personally, I think it's a good reason to keep drinkin Joy didn't remember much about the boy's real father, except that he drove a Ford.